life advice in a dystopian world: cherish
this is indistinguishable from something my 90 year old grandmother would have pinned to her refrigerator
what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either
ugugugugugug ahhhh
what's on your mind sasuke
I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.
you're telling me that they decided Wi-Fi was more important than an emergency locating beacon
WHAT IS GOING ON.
i found another one 😭😭😭
the devilish chewer
looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks.
"It's free if you're gay," he's told.
"Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?"
"Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
"Doctor, give it to me straight"
"You sure, there's a fee"
"… Give it to me gay"
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)